Uncle Ron, the accountant relayed some recent tax news:
> Will I get more for my child?
> In many cases, there is a rebate bonus for children.
> But not for all kids.
> The bonus is only for really adorable kids, for them you get up to $5,000,000 back
> For rebate purposes, a qualifying child is one who is younger than 17. That means
> that taxpayers who claim an older college student as a dependent won't
> get the extra money.
Thanks Ron! Finally some really good tax news... my kid is ADORABLE! What am I going to do with all that "up to $5 mil" rebate?
sweet.
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She is the size of a Barbie doll in this picture.
Watch out Sarah, this one's gonna be a kicker...
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Noa Facts
08-26-2009 Noa is singing beautiful songs all the time.
08-26-2009 19 months: Noa learns to turn on the camera, take a picture & tell you to say cheese completely on her own on the first try. She has @ 25 pictures to her credit.
08-26-2009 Noa gets out of the crib on her own, first time.
08-23-2009 Noa overcomes her fear of dogs. Scarlet (Dad/Jan's dog) has the honor of being the first Noa "pet". Noa pets her, plays night night, reads her books, sings her songs, and basically turns her into her own pet.
08-01-2009 Noa teaches herself to poop in the toilet
07-15-2009 Noa is weened off breast milk. 3 weeks later, she is still looking for it, at 4 weeks she realizes the gig is up.
07-01-2009 We teach Noa to poop in the potty.
05-15-2009 Learning at least a word a week. First semi-vandal experience in the sidewalk of Jersey City.
04-10-2009 Noa word count! shoe (shu), kiss, hug, eye, light, ball, apple (apow), nose, please, she can do the sign for milk (mommy's) sign for "more" sign for "eat", and sign for "water". These are words that she can repeatedly identify. She is able to say other things like "dada", "momma" but for dada she points to herself and "momma" she uses by pointing to anything she wants. She understands very well though and helps all the time.
03-24-2009 Sarah noticed Noa walking slowly and realized she was watching her shadow while walking on the way home from daycare.
03-20-2009 Noa's first time playing actively on a playground. (Grandma Julie is to thank for this adventure)
03-16-2009 Noa's first sign "eat" without prompting. Tomatoes, strawberries, cherrios, and Dad's excitement were the reward. Dad +1 (this started a flurry of word learning)
01-25-2009 Noa uses a pen on paper for the first time. Pretty.
12-10-2008 Nathan teaches Noa "high-five"
12-01-2008 Noa takes first "walking step" with Sarah
10-25-2008 Noa frenulum surgery, after which she can finally put her tongue outside of her mouth and she loves to play with it.
06-22-2008 Noa pushes herself up for long periods of time now. Like hours. Before she would cry because she was "tired" after about 1 min.
05-31-2008 Noa, mom & dad go to their first live MMA event, it turns out to be the biggest event in MMA history 6.7mil ppl, at newark NJ
05-20-2008 Noa meets Sam Izmaylov
05-03-2008 Vicki, Brian join us for Noa's first camping trip
4-25-08 Noa goes rock climbing with Chelsea, Chris, and Jonah, Andrea and Alan, Dan and Julie
04-22-08 Noa rolls over for the first time. Grandpa Dan (Hoberman) is babysitting and helps her practice more afterwards
02-28-2008 Noa says "dad, give me the credit card"
02-27-2008 Noa says "dad"
02-24-08 Begins to be majorly interested in connecting her hand to her mouth (spends hours each day practicing). Early on the hand connects with her head, then the nose or chin, now sometimes she reaches her mouth
02-24-08 Dad's first time feeding Noa with bottle
02-14-08 Can roll to her side from laying on her back
02-10-08 Can track a point of interest with her eyes
02-10-08 First movie premier (JC's movie Volition)
02-08-08 Noa's first plane flight (to SC)
01-27-2008 2am Found belly button (lost her umbilical cord)
01-12-2008 at 6pm Born
08-26-2009 19 months: Noa learns to turn on the camera, take a picture & tell you to say cheese completely on her own on the first try. She has @ 25 pictures to her credit.
08-26-2009 Noa gets out of the crib on her own, first time.
08-23-2009 Noa overcomes her fear of dogs. Scarlet (Dad/Jan's dog) has the honor of being the first Noa "pet". Noa pets her, plays night night, reads her books, sings her songs, and basically turns her into her own pet.
08-01-2009 Noa teaches herself to poop in the toilet
07-15-2009 Noa is weened off breast milk. 3 weeks later, she is still looking for it, at 4 weeks she realizes the gig is up.
07-01-2009 We teach Noa to poop in the potty.
05-15-2009 Learning at least a word a week. First semi-vandal experience in the sidewalk of Jersey City.
04-10-2009 Noa word count! shoe (shu), kiss, hug, eye, light, ball, apple (apow), nose, please, she can do the sign for milk (mommy's) sign for "more" sign for "eat", and sign for "water". These are words that she can repeatedly identify. She is able to say other things like "dada", "momma" but for dada she points to herself and "momma" she uses by pointing to anything she wants. She understands very well though and helps all the time.
03-24-2009 Sarah noticed Noa walking slowly and realized she was watching her shadow while walking on the way home from daycare.
03-20-2009 Noa's first time playing actively on a playground. (Grandma Julie is to thank for this adventure)
03-16-2009 Noa's first sign "eat" without prompting. Tomatoes, strawberries, cherrios, and Dad's excitement were the reward. Dad +1 (this started a flurry of word learning)
01-25-2009 Noa uses a pen on paper for the first time. Pretty.
12-10-2008 Nathan teaches Noa "high-five"
12-01-2008 Noa takes first "walking step" with Sarah
10-25-2008 Noa frenulum surgery, after which she can finally put her tongue outside of her mouth and she loves to play with it.
06-22-2008 Noa pushes herself up for long periods of time now. Like hours. Before she would cry because she was "tired" after about 1 min.
05-31-2008 Noa, mom & dad go to their first live MMA event, it turns out to be the biggest event in MMA history 6.7mil ppl, at newark NJ
05-20-2008 Noa meets Sam Izmaylov
05-03-2008 Vicki, Brian join us for Noa's first camping trip
4-25-08 Noa goes rock climbing with Chelsea, Chris, and Jonah, Andrea and Alan, Dan and Julie
04-22-08 Noa rolls over for the first time. Grandpa Dan (Hoberman) is babysitting and helps her practice more afterwards
02-28-2008 Noa says "dad, give me the credit card"
02-27-2008 Noa says "dad"
02-24-08 Begins to be majorly interested in connecting her hand to her mouth (spends hours each day practicing). Early on the hand connects with her head, then the nose or chin, now sometimes she reaches her mouth
02-24-08 Dad's first time feeding Noa with bottle
02-14-08 Can roll to her side from laying on her back
02-10-08 Can track a point of interest with her eyes
02-10-08 First movie premier (JC's movie Volition)
02-08-08 Noa's first plane flight (to SC)
01-27-2008 2am Found belly button (lost her umbilical cord)
01-12-2008 at 6pm Born
Ninja attacks again
Who is the ninja in the picture?
Noa's first check up, minutes after her birth
Baby Girl
She is the size of a Barbie doll in this picture.
What is baby doing?
Agh, the diaper zone!
Strong Baby
Watch out Sarah, this one's gonna be a kicker...
Baby nerding out
Ninja wins
How dissapointed are you that it wasnt an elephant?
Boy or Girl? (choose before Aug 9th)
Sketch of what the kid may look like in Sarah's belly.
Babysitter Strategy
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I suggest investing the $5M in baby bonds. If looks really DO matter and influence the amount, then better prepare for $10 million!
--Grandpa Snook
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